Just my luck: The one college chick I spent a lot of time talking to/texting before going to college is a bitch and slut

If I remember correctly, it was early in July when I received an interesting friend request on Facebook. At this point, I had become accustomed to receiving random friend requests from Valpo people, but this one was different. Not only was the chick hot, but she also seemed pretty cool from what her profile said. [...]

Serenity Now, Sanity Later

The following will be an ongoing list of the greatest quotes thus far at my time here at Valpo. As more quotes are uttered, they will be added.
1) “What? You guys are bad friends!”
Context: After we got back from a party Friday night (Sept. 12), one of my sober friends decided to tell one of [...]

I treated a woman like an object and I liked it

It was approximately 11 p.m. Friday night when some of my fellow third-floor friends and I decide to head over to one of the dance parties hosted by frat houses. The first one we went to was a Slip-N-Slide dance party, but for some reason, some of them did not want to go inside that [...]