As I was chatting with my old AP English comrade Travis, somehow he gave me this bright idea for a topic to discuss on my blog: how two random things almost always have similarities.
We arrived at this conclusion after he claimed that phone books and the Internet are similar. While my main contribution to that discussion was that both the phonebook and the Internet can enable sexual activity, it did spawn the more interesting aforementioned idea. (It also inspired my previous post, which is randomly generated by a paragraph-generating website.)
I’ll keep this one short and end by giving you some word pairs to compare, varying by the commonness of the words:
1) keyboard and definition
2) prevention and review
3) smelling and tenderer
4) vividness and billionth
5) leopardess and cuspidor
6) downhaul and styrax
7) subconformability and nonacquiescence
Prevention and review are both lovely processes we undergo instead of accepting that things happen and moving on.
Okay, so your previous “please humble me” post: I work in Corporate America, and my bosses are occasionally retarded. The fact that I organized and labeled three cabinets _without_ going through 5S+1 Training blew the mind of my boss today. You’re not alone; there’s just not many of us who are capable of independent thought.
Just for you, dear:
Kelly wets Spencer under the funded coke. The oar encounters the player. Spencer worries across Kelly. An offensive boy misguides an intellectual. Spencer meets the flash peer below an expert gene. Kelly trashes a pro curve.